Scooter Libby, Writer of GOP Erotica
Mr. Libby, Yale-educated attorney and Vice President Cheney's Chief of Staff, presently faces up to 30 years in prison for lying to the FBI and to reporters. Many Americans are probably unaware that "Scooter" Libby also was a writer of some talent; in fact, some of his writing has appeared online and is presently being subjected to critical scrutiny.
It's unlikely that Scooter's spicy writing will be featured in the family-oriented pages of America's newspapers, however; pornographic stories about Japanese brothels and child prostitutes being raped by bears would probably not fit on the Podunkville Lifestyle page.
Though the Republican party makes a point of proclaming itself the party of "traditional family values", Mr. Libby, liar and porno writer, is not doing much for their moral crusade. Perhaps some decent fundamentalists may be able to reach him in Leavenworth, bring him a Good Book, and teach him to see the errors of his ways.