Sunday, May 16, 2010

Pancake pater-noster

Our Father, which art in kitchens,
hallowed be thy chow;
thy flapjacks come;
thy syrup be poured,
in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily cakes
maple syrup, butter, and sides of bacon as well,
and forgive those who serve soy products unto us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism;
but deliver us from health food.
[For thine is the IHOP,
the Carrows, and the Denny's,
for ever and ever.]

(with a tip of a hat to St. Alphonzo, and ...St. FZ)

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